xXx

The Vin Diesel movie wav obsession continues with 40 excellent sound clips from xXx. Once again, they are all made by me.

anarchy99 Yorgi: "Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy 99."

badman Xander: "Dick, you're a bad man, and you know what we do to bad men: we punish them. Dick, you've just entered the Xander Zone."

cigarettekill Xander: "I told him that cigarette would kill him one day."

corvette Xander: "It was only a Corvette."
cruelunusual (lady singing opera) Xander: "Oh, you gotta be kidding me. You already broke me, you don't need to get cruel and unusual."

definitelydoit Gibbons: "If I told you not to jump off the Empire State Building..."
Xander: "Yeah, you're right, I'd definitely do it."

dontknow Xander: "Remember, we don't know each other."
Milan Sova: "I wish we didn't."

dothatagain Xander: "WHOOOO! Not bad! (pause) Let's do that again."

fanlawenf Xander: "Look at me. Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?"

filthyrich Milan Sova: "Everybody in this club has two things in common: they're filthy rich and they're criminals."
Xander: "I'll fit in perfectly...except for the filthy rich part."

finalanswer Gibbons: "So what's it gonna be, triple X? You wanna get on a plane? Or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface' your final answer?"

finishit Yelena: "You wanna know something ironic? I volunteered for this assignment. I wanted...to make a difference. I fought for it."
Xander: "Then finish it."

fpsgames Agent Shavers: "Ah...knocked over a few 7-11s, have we?"
Xander: "Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months and all I did was play first person shooter video games."
Agent Shavers: "That's a really sad story. Hmm. Okay."

freshpowder Xander: "Nothin' like fresh powder."

gooddancer Xander: "You wanna dance? (Yelena laughs and walks away) Hey...hey... Hey! I'm really a good dancer!"

hellofatrick Xander: "I wish I had a video camera."
Yelena: "What are you talking about?"
Xander: " 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick."

humpleg Xander: "Is this guy gonna hump my leg?"

ivan Xander: "Yo, what's your name, Slick?"
Ivan 1: "My name is Ivan."
Xander: "Ivan? What's your name, buddy?"
Ivan 2: "My name is Ivan."
Xander: "You're both Ivan?"

job Gibbons: "Last night, you exhibited courage, leadership, and the willingness to protect a man you hardly knew."
Xander: "So give me a medal."
Gibbons: "I'd rather give you a job."

kissmyass Xander: "Hold up. My kind of people would say, 'Kiss my ass, Scarface'."

knockout Agent Shavers: "These are all attachment darts, darts for everything, man. See the green ones? Datura knockout darts. Pow! Guy goes down for twelve hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, where he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood, man. (laughs)"
Xander: "I was shot twice with those."
Agent Shavers: "Aaand the red ones..."

liveforthis Xander: "I live for this shit!"

makessense Xander: "I've risked my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me."

moral Xander: "Moral is, don't be a dick, Dick!"

nevrhpnagn Yelena: "Did you enjoy that?"
Xander: "Yeah."
Yelena: "Good, 'cause it'll never happen again."

notasbad Xander: "You know, not all of them are as bad as you think."
Gibbons: "You had to shoot a cop to get in with them. How 'not as bad as I think' could they be?"

performances Xander: "Oh...and no offense...but their performances were terrible."

playstation Xander: "You've got a bazooka! Dude, stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!"

punchface Xander: "You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?"

saveworld Xander: "You know, if you're going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is."

secretagent Xander: "I'm a secret agent."
Yelena: (starts laughing) "Ohhhh..." (continues to laugh)
Xander: "Sure you don't want to embarass me?"
Yelena: (laughing) "Oh, come on..."
Xander: "What's so funny about that?"
Yelena: (still laughing) "I mean, look at you."
Xander: "I work for the NSA."
Yelena: (still laughing) "Oh...you're funny, you know that? (answers ringing phone) Da?"
Kirill: "Yelena, it's Kirill. Yorgi found out that Cage is an American agent."

secretagent2 A shorter version of the previous wav.
Xander: "I'm a secret agent."
Yelena: (starts laughing) "Ohhhh..." (continues to laugh)

silentnight Yorgi: "So quiet...I know now why they call it 'Silent Night'."

smallprice Xander: "I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror."
Gibbons: "A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country."

somethingstupid Yorgi: "Well, you certainly know your cars."
Xander: "Yeah, cars, bikes, boards, you name it. I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in."

thngsdocntry Xander: "The things I'm gonna do for my country..."

verbalsparring Yelena: "Do you know what a wire transfer is?"
Xander: "Is she for real? Sweetheart, is there anything else you need to do? Let us big boys have a conversation?"
Yelena: (laughs) "Conversation, a word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?"
Xander: "Ice...yeah, you can chisel some off your heart...if you can find it. (pause) Okay. This would work a lot faster, princess, if I had an account number."
Yelena: (writes the number) "You have 48 hours to complete the transfer. Don't waste my time."
Xander: "Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. In fact, I might throw in a couple extra bucks and send you to charm school." (Yelena makes a derogatory sound)

xanderzone Xander: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!"

yourkind Gibbons: "I just want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them."
Xander: "What type of people?"
Gibbons: "Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized...your kind of people."

yourplan Yelena: "What's your plan?"
Xander: "He's still in love with you, right?"
Yelena: "Yeah."
Xander: "Well, he's not gonna fire 'till he's got a clear shot."
Yelena: "That's your plan? Thank you, great."

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anarchy99	Yorgi: "Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy 99."
badman	Xander: "Dick, you're a bad man, and you know what we do to bad men: we punish them. Dick, you've just entered the Xander Zone."
cigarettekill	Xander: "I told him that cigarette would kill him one day."
corvette	Xander: "It was only a Corvette."
cruelunusual	(lady singing opera) Xander: "Oh, you gotta be kidding me. You already broke me, you don't need to get cruel and unusual."
definitelydoit	Gibbons: "If I told you not to jump off the Empire State Building..." Xander: "Yeah, you're right, I'd definitely do it."
dontknow	Xander: "Remember, we don't know each other." Milan Sova: "I wish we didn't."
dothatagain	Xander: "WHOOOO! Not bad! (pause) Let's do that again."
fanlawenf	Xander: "Look at me. Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?"
filthyrich	Milan Sova: "Everybody in this club has two things in common: they're filthy rich and they're criminals." Xander: "I'll fit in perfectly...except for the filthy rich part."
finalanswer	Gibbons: "So what's it gonna be, triple X? You wanna get on a plane? Or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface' your final answer?"
finishit	Yelena: "You wanna know something ironic? I volunteered for this assignment. I wanted...to make a difference. I fought for it." Xander: "Then finish it."
fpsgames	Agent Shavers: "Ah...knocked over a few 7-11s, have we?" Xander: "Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months and all I did was play first person shooter video games." Agent Shavers: "That's a really sad story. Hmm. Okay."
freshpowder	Xander: "Nothin' like fresh powder."
gooddancer	Xander: "You wanna dance? (Yelena laughs and walks away) Hey...hey... Hey! I'm really a good dancer!"
hellofatrick	Xander: "I wish I had a video camera." Yelena: "What are you talking about?" Xander: " 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick."
humpleg	Xander: "Is this guy gonna hump my leg?"
ivan	Xander: "Yo, what's your name, Slick?" Ivan 1: "My name is Ivan." Xander: "Ivan? What's your name, buddy?" Ivan 2: "My name is Ivan." Xander: "You're both Ivan?"
job	Gibbons: "Last night, you exhibited courage, leadership, and the willingness to protect a man you hardly knew." Xander: "So give me a medal." Gibbons: "I'd rather give you a job."
kissmyass	Xander: "Hold up. My kind of people would say, 'Kiss my ass, Scarface'."
knockout	Agent Shavers: "These are all attachment darts, darts for everything, man. See the green ones? Datura knockout darts. Pow! Guy goes down for twelve hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, where he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood, man. (laughs)" Xander: "I was shot twice with those." Agent Shavers: "Aaand the red ones..."
liveforthis	Xander: "I live for this shit!"
makessense	Xander: "I've risked my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me."
moral	Xander: "Moral is, don't be a dick, Dick!"
nevrhpnagn	Yelena: "Did you enjoy that?" Xander: "Yeah." Yelena: "Good, 'cause it'll never happen again."
notasbad	Xander: "You know, not all of them are as bad as you think." Gibbons: "You had to shoot a cop to get in with them. How 'not as bad as I think' could they be?"
performances	Xander: "Oh...and no offense...but their performances were terrible."
playstation	Xander: "You've got a bazooka! Dude, stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!"
punchface	Xander: "You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?"
saveworld	Xander: "You know, if you're going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is."
secretagent	Xander: "I'm a secret agent." Yelena: (starts laughing) "Ohhhh..." (continues to laugh) Xander: "Sure you don't want to embarass me?" Yelena: (laughing) "Oh, come on..." Xander: "What's so funny about that?" Yelena: (still laughing) "I mean, look at you." Xander: "I work for the NSA." Yelena: (still laughing) "Oh...you're funny, you know that? (answers ringing phone) Da?" Kirill: "Yelena, it's Kirill. Yorgi found out that Cage is an American agent."
secretagent2	A shorter version of the previous wav. Xander: "I'm a secret agent." Yelena: (starts laughing) "Ohhhh..." (continues to laugh)
silentnight	Yorgi: "So quiet...I know now why they call it 'Silent Night'."
smallprice	Xander: "I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror." Gibbons: "A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country."
somethingstupid	Yorgi: "Well, you certainly know your cars." Xander: "Yeah, cars, bikes, boards, you name it. I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in."
thngsdocntry	Xander: "The things I'm gonna do for my country..."
verbalsparring	Yelena: "Do you know what a wire transfer is?" Xander: "Is she for real? Sweetheart, is there anything else you need to do? Let us big boys have a conversation?" Yelena: (laughs) "Conversation, a word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?" Xander: "Ice...yeah, you can chisel some off your heart...if you can find it. (pause) Okay. This would work a lot faster, princess, if I had an account number." Yelena: (writes the number) "You have 48 hours to complete the transfer. Don't waste my time." Xander: "Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. In fact, I might throw in a couple extra bucks and send you to charm school." (Yelena makes a derogatory sound)
xanderzone	Xander: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!"
yourkind	Gibbons: "I just want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them." Xander: "What type of people?" Gibbons: "Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized...your kind of people."
yourplan	Yelena: "What's your plan?" Xander: "He's still in love with you, right?" Yelena: "Yeah." Xander: "Well, he's not gonna fire 'till he's got a clear shot." Yelena: "That's your plan? Thank you, great."