Pitch Black

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afraiddark Riddick: "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"

bait Johns: "All right, enough of this shit. You do the girl and I'll keep the others off your back. (pause) That's not too big a job for you, is it?"
Riddick: "I'm just wondering if we don't need a bigger piece of bait."
Johns: "Like who?"

believegod Imam: "Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe--"
Riddick: "Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horsebit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trashbin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the fucker."
Imam: "He is with us nonetheless."

charmer Paris: "Well, what's the point anyway? I mean, if the man's gone, he's gone. Why would he bother us?"
Johns: "Maybe to take what you got, maybe to work your nerves...and maybe he'll just come back and skull-fuck you in your sleep."
Shazza: "Sounds like a charmer."
cmonboy Johns: "(whistles) Missin' the party. Come on, boy."
Jack: (gasps when Riddick yanks the tarp off)
Riddick: "Missin' the party, come on."

croon One of the creatures making its spooky sound.

cryosleep Riddick: "They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side. The animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."

dieforthem Riddick: "You'd die for them?"
Carolyn: "I would try for them."
Riddick: "You didn't answer me."
Carolyn: "Yes, I would, Riddick. I would. I would die for them."
Riddick: "How interesting."

dontcry Riddick: "Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare."

fnright Riddick: "I know you don't prep your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency."
Jack: "He's fucking right."
Johns: "Watch your mouth."

fnwith Riddick: "Did not know who he was fucking with."

gethurt Johns: "Somebody's gonna get hurt one of these days, (sniffs) and it ain't gonna be me."

ghostme Riddick: "My recommendation? Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass."
Johns: "Okay."
Riddick: "Ghost me, motherfucker, that's what I would do to you."

goodnight Riddick: "We can't leave...(screeches and bangs)...without saying goodnight."

introductions Paris: "Paris P. Ogilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur."
Riddick: "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict, murderer."

lookalike Paris: "It's the winner of the look-alike contest."

looksclear Johns: "You said clear!"
Riddick: "I said it looks clear."
Johns: "Well, what does it look like now?"
Riddick: "Looks clear."

makesound (creatures crooning) Jack: "Why do they do that? Make that sound?"

notforme Riddick: "Not for me...not for me."

notforyou Carolyn: "I said I'd die for them, not you. Let's move."

pissglass Riddick: "C'mon, Johns, you got the big gauge."
Johns: "I'd rather piss glass."

psychoffamily Riddick: "I don't truly know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn. But I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho-fuck family of ours is going to rip itself apart."

rejoinrace Carolyn: "C'mon, Riddick, there's gotta be some part of you that wants to rejoin the human race."
Riddick: "Truthfully, I wouldn't know how."

Riddicksdead Jack: "Lotta questions, whoever we run into. Could even be a merc ship. So what the hell do we tell them about you?"
Riddick: "Tell them Riddick's dead. He died somewhere on that planet."

runaway Paris: "Yes, while you dig the graves, I'll hold the fort, old boy-(startles as Jack comes from behind with a blade)-Christ!"
Jack: "He'd probably get you right here, right under the jaw, and you'd never even hear him coming, 'cause that's how good Riddick is."
Paris: "Tell me something. Did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you?"

shinejob Jack: "Where the hell can I get eyes like that?"
Riddick: "You gotta kill a few people."
Jack: "Okay, I can do it."
Riddick: "Then you gotta get sent to a slam where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor and you pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs."
Jack: "So you can see who's sneaking up on you in the dark?"
Riddick: "Exactly."

showeyes Carolyn: "Show me your eyes, Riddick."
Riddick: "You'd have to come a lot closer for that."

soscared Riddick: "All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now."

suggestion Paris: "People? Just a suggestion...perhaps you should FLEEEE!"

survival Riddick: "Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman."

unrestrained Riddick: "I've been meaning to catch up with you alone...unrestrained."

whispers Riddick: "You mean the whispers?"
Carolyn: "What whispers?"
Riddick: "The ones telling me to go for the sweet spot, just to the left of the spine. Fourth lumbar down. The abdominal aorta. It's a metallic taste, human blood. Copperish. But if you cut it with peppermint Schnapps that goes away--"
Carolyn: "Trying to shock me with the truth now?"

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afraiddark	Riddick: "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"
bait	Johns: "All right, enough of this shit. You do the girl and I'll keep the others off your back. (pause) That's not too big a job for you, is it?" Riddick: "I'm just wondering if we don't need a bigger piece of bait." Johns: "Like who?"
believegod	Imam: "Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe--" Riddick: "Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horsebit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trashbin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the fucker." Imam: "He is with us nonetheless."
charmer	Paris: "Well, what's the point anyway? I mean, if the man's gone, he's gone. Why would he bother us?" Johns: "Maybe to take what you got, maybe to work your nerves...and maybe he'll just come back and skull-fuck you in your sleep." Shazza: "Sounds like a charmer."
cmonboy	Johns: "(whistles) Missin' the party. Come on, boy." Jack: (gasps when Riddick yanks the tarp off) Riddick: "Missin' the party, come on."
croon	One of the creatures making its spooky sound.
cryosleep	Riddick: "They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side. The animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
dieforthem	Riddick: "You'd die for them?" Carolyn: "I would try for them." Riddick: "You didn't answer me." Carolyn: "Yes, I would, Riddick. I would. I would die for them." Riddick: "How interesting."
dontcry	Riddick: "Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare."
fnright	Riddick: "I know you don't prep your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency." Jack: "He's fucking right." Johns: "Watch your mouth."
fnwith	Riddick: "Did not know who he was fucking with."
gethurt	Johns: "Somebody's gonna get hurt one of these days, (sniffs) and it ain't gonna be me."
ghostme	Riddick: "My recommendation? Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass." Johns: "Okay." Riddick: "Ghost me, motherfucker, that's what I would do to you."
goodnight	Riddick: "We can't leave...(screeches and bangs)...without saying goodnight."
introductions	Paris: "Paris P. Ogilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur." Riddick: "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict, murderer."
lookalike	Paris: "It's the winner of the look-alike contest."
looksclear	Johns: "You said clear!" Riddick: "I said it looks clear." Johns: "Well, what does it look like now?" Riddick: "Looks clear."
makesound	(creatures crooning) Jack: "Why do they do that? Make that sound?"
notforme	Riddick: "Not for me...not for me."
notforyou	Carolyn: "I said I'd die for them, not you. Let's move."
pissglass	Riddick: "C'mon, Johns, you got the big gauge." Johns: "I'd rather piss glass."
psychoffamily	Riddick: "I don't truly know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn. But I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho-fuck family of ours is going to rip itself apart."
rejoinrace	Carolyn: "C'mon, Riddick, there's gotta be some part of you that wants to rejoin the human race." Riddick: "Truthfully, I wouldn't know how."
Riddicksdead	Jack: "Lotta questions, whoever we run into. Could even be a merc ship. So what the hell do we tell them about you?" Riddick: "Tell them Riddick's dead. He died somewhere on that planet."
runaway	Paris: "Yes, while you dig the graves, I'll hold the fort, old boy-(startles as Jack comes from behind with a blade)-Christ!" Jack: "He'd probably get you right here, right under the jaw, and you'd never even hear him coming, 'cause that's how good Riddick is." Paris: "Tell me something. Did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you?"
shinejob	Jack: "Where the hell can I get eyes like that?" Riddick: "You gotta kill a few people." Jack: "Okay, I can do it." Riddick: "Then you gotta get sent to a slam where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor and you pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs." Jack: "So you can see who's sneaking up on you in the dark?" Riddick: "Exactly."
showeyes	Carolyn: "Show me your eyes, Riddick." Riddick: "You'd have to come a lot closer for that."
soscared	Riddick: "All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now."
suggestion	Paris: "People? Just a suggestion...perhaps you should FLEEEE!"
survival	Riddick: "Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman."
unrestrained	Riddick: "I've been meaning to catch up with you alone...unrestrained."
whispers	Riddick: "You mean the whispers?" Carolyn: "What whispers?" Riddick: "The ones telling me to go for the sweet spot, just to the left of the spine. Fourth lumbar down. The abdominal aorta. It's a metallic taste, human blood. Copperish. But if you cut it with peppermint Schnapps that goes away--" Carolyn: "Trying to shock me with the truth now?"